1. curlyawesomeness:

    jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

    (via smosh)

     

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    1. why you're on tumblr, by zodiac
    2. aquarius: no friends
    3. capricorn: afraid of sunlight
    4. pisces: too big of a weaboo
    5. aries: too oppressed to go outside
    6. taurus: allergic to fresh air
    7. gemini: too lazy to move
    8. cancer: completely forgotten how to move
    9. leo: can't find the login button for life
    10. virgo: tumblr took your soul
    11. scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
    12. libra: reality-phobic
    13. sagittarius: fallen and can't get up
     


  4. snarg:

    when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

    (via smosh)

     


  5. beggars-opera:

    If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

    There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

    (via professional-distortion)

     


  6. He may still love you. He probably does. He probably doesn’t know what he wants. He probably still thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life
     

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  8. You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.
     

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