1. Literally jump out of bed because the post man rings.
    Before you open the apartment door you can hear he’s ringing all the apartments in the house.
    Decide to keep it closed and listen to who the package is for.
    Another neighbor opens, turns out the package isn’t for you.

    I feel tired.

     

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  3. strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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    (via madslegs)

     

  4. verypenmuchjoneswow:

    If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

    THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

    (Source: thepenjones, via thatbluepnoi)

     

  5. achkles:

    jensen ackles’ derp faces (◡‿◡

    (via codependentbrothers)

     


  6. thesylverlining:

    This gets stuck in my  head sometimes and won’t go away for hours at a time.

    (Source: uselesswhat-nots, via madslegs)

     

  7. catlynvarulv:

    ishitrainb0ws:

    crusingaltitude:

    lolthatsme:

    VIEW GALLERY [x] 

    Because everyone loves food. Is your life consumed by food too? How many can you relate to?

    The truth that is this post.

    the last one tho …

    omg the last one 

    (via totally-relatable)

     


  8. that-girl-helen:

    "actually, that was due today”

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    (via totally-relatable)

     

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  10. davesproot:

    cobrastein:

    ghostlycoos:

    RELEASE THE PIGEONS

    the person that goes running after them omfg

    "Archimedes, no!"

    (Source: faizebeleth, via ihopeyouchoke-anddie)